I can’t take it anymore. February 1, 2008

This election is inescapable. I didn’t care much about it in the first place. I just watched to see Hil & Bill fuck up some more, which they did. They’re such a car wreck. And I maybe wanted just a little to kind of sort of gaze upon John Edwards. But now he is out of the race, so whatevs. Write in Christopher Robin for all I care. Serious-lah. I can’t get behind any of these ‘tards. And yet everywhere I turn, there they are. Where ever I go, whatever I do, they will be right there waiting for me. So to give myself a break from all that, here is

MIKE ROWE PETTING A PENGUIN!

But wait, there’s more. The penguin is then CRADLED IN MIKE ROWE’S LAP!

I just ovulated. Also, hee hee tummy pudge! *poke*

Save a Ford, Ride a Spokesman October 15, 2007

Okay, I don’t watch commercials so I’m always late to the party as far as that goes. I’m just now getting around to this:

Mike Rowe and a truck? Ditch Joe there, and we’re good to go! All this situation needs is a sleeping bag and some Boone’s Farm.

You know, sometimes I worry that I’m too easy. Then I remember that the proper term is “liberated”.

I totes overlooked the opportunity to make a fully-boxed frame joke. Oops.

Love, Exciting and New…. September 30, 2007

Hey y’all!

Thanks for checking out our shiny new blog. Let me set the tone for you:

Just kidding Mikey bear! We totes <3 you.

So me and my besty were talking about getting Mike out of his Dickies, and we said “Hey, we need a blog for our aimless ramblings and celebrity crotch bulge comparisons!” And “She Wants It” was born.

Enjoy!

Hee hee….. I said “Dickies”….