Yeah, I read that shit. WTF, dude? In the future I would appreciate it if children’s books were kept in the children’s section and/or burned. I wanted Lestat to jump out of the ferns and eat these bitches.
Still not as gay as Twilight.
Or better yet, let Claudia show them how it’s done. But it did, um, raise an interesting question. How do vampires get it up? See, the main dude in this romantical vampirey tale of sweetest high school loving love and infinite superferns has no heartbeat. That’s right ladies, no circulation. Lattelicious tells me that in the Anita Blake series, you’re not really a vampire til your manly bits knock the vase off the coffee table and have at it while the rest of you is still in the bathroom flossing pubes out of your fangs. And on that there sexy sex show with Rogue they seem to get by just fine thank you very much. They actually have blood to drain, so it makes enough sense to allow the necessary suspension of disbelief & I can enjoy the story. But not Twilight. Wikipedia says the childrens get married and make a baby, but I just don’t see how that’s plausible. Does he have to feed first? Is it a magical peen? Does God put the baby in her because they were good kids and waited til they were married? I really want to know. But am I curious enough to muddle through Stephanie Meyer’s writing again? God, no.
And yes, the new header is the Deppness.
