So, I have a Kyocera phone. I totes love it, except that I can’t silence the shutter sound on the camera. It’s been bothering me for, oh, a year. Well! Today on Jezebel I learned that the new iPhone has this same problem. And it’s supposed to! It’s meant to deter pre-verts who take upskirt and downblouse pictures. BTW, downblousing totally sounds like something sexy pirates do, so I approve. Anyway, I don’t like this at all. I see many interesting things. Sweet mullets, androgynous emo people, hippie chicks, pink cement trucks, etc. And I can’t take a picture to send to my besty, because my phone sounds like a goddamn Polaroid. This is like, affecting my quality of life, yo. And I don’t get upskirting anyway. Labias are gross.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I just had a brilliant idea, and I have to go Google “wet boxers contest”.
