What I learned in class today… (Rated R) July 16, 2008

I started school again after a (measly) four week summer break.

I learned many interesting things, actually, but I’m going to cut to the meat of the matter.

My art teacher has a ginormous wang.

He seems like a pretty cool guy, very much an artist type. A tiny bit unkempt, enthusiastic, tight plain tee shirt and even tighter black jeans. Really tight jeans. Really.

I was so completely distracted, I spent a good five to ten minutes of class trying to figure out if that huge tubular bulge on his upper right thigh was for real. Like, maybe he honestly has a roll of quarters in his pocket? No, a roll of coins wouldn’t curve like that. A banana? No, the jeans are too tight, it would squish. Oh, have mercy, could it be real?

Then I had to contemplate whether he had a prestigious package, or maybe he just really, really liked art, ifyaknowwhatimean. He did describe several pieces of art as "sexy," and, well, who am I to judge?

So, yes, it was an informative day back in school. Far more so than I cared.

(Why couldn’t I have decided on a business degree? Noooo, I gotta go to an art school. Never a dull day, I swear.)

(And, on the off chance he stumbles accross this. Um, does this mean I’m getting an automatic fail? Or automatic A+? I did use the term ginormous.)