This election is inescapable. I didn’t care much about it in the first place. I just watched to see Hil & Bill fuck up some more, which they did. They’re such a car wreck. And I maybe wanted just a little to kind of sort of gaze upon John Edwards. But now he is out of the race, so whatevs. Write in Christopher Robin for all I care. Serious-lah. I can’t get behind any of these ‘tards. And yet everywhere I turn, there they are. Where ever I go, whatever I do, they will be right there waiting for me. So to give myself a break from all that, here is
MIKE ROWE PETTING A PENGUIN!
But wait, there’s more. The penguin is then CRADLED IN MIKE ROWE’S LAP!
I just ovulated. Also, hee hee tummy pudge! *poke*
